applebabble baby

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
joespoopy
atinystraykid

“If you have time to be on social media, you also have time for…” “If you have time to watch Netflix, you also have time for…” Yeah, but do I have the energy for it? Do I have the emotional and mental capacity for it? Am I pain-free enough for it? Can I focus on it? Can I do it without leaving my bed? Can I safely do it without risk of (physically or emotionally) injuring myself by pushing past my boundaries?

cabbagesenpai
justsomeguycore

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

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as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

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now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

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here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

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the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

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justsomeguycore

unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

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justsomeguycore

fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

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